Mean Mail Man!

From the Mouths of Babes (Niall)...

I don't get it.  I'm just crawling around the house, minding my own business- and something attacks me out of nowhere.  What did I do to deserve this?!

I remember deciding that I was sick of playing with those lame baby toys and made my way over to that big furry thing in front of the door- with the cool strings coming off the side of it.  And all of a sudden, plop!  These big chunks of paper start pounding me in the head. 

I've seen these strange chunks come through the door before, but I don't know how they do it.  It's like magic or something.  One minute there's nothing and the next minute, this hole opens up and lets the papers in.

I didn't even see it coming!  Well, I'm not gonna let this slide, so I decided to teach these papers a lesson- let's see how you like having a big bite taken out of you...